What are you doing? It doesn’t matter. Put down your mouse or penis or whatever, because if you are at a computer right now, you must go to the Deciblog and stream the new Fleshgod Apocalypse album, Agony. I actually first heard about this band from an Italian reader who twice submitted a nearly EIGHT HUNDRED WORD review of their Mafia EP, ostensibly translated with a fucking Babel fish (hmm… that may make it online after all).

Some bits caught my attention, like this:

Textured harmonization also created through the guitar rhythms leading the melodic  strings and the bass truculence which endlessly swindling  the grips or indulging although the sludge contents are dominated with the constant time signature and complex rapidity.

And I’m supposed to do… what with that? You can kinda see the meaning behind it, but everything requires clarification — it’d be a rewrite, basically, and that’s not how we roll. Well I just went off on a little tangent there, and if you haven’t yet clicked on the link, then I’m sorry you’re easily distracted or mad with syphilis or whatever.

Here’s the link again: http://www.decibelmagazine.com/album-streams/

~MetalMattLongo