【PAPERS, PLEASE】I AM THE LAW【NIJISANJI EN | Pomu Rainpuff】

Loyalty to the end, Pomu. The only true loyalty we can have is to Arstotska. With different rules of who is allowed in or not changing with the times, our loyalty to each other is only in relative terms. There can only be loyalty to the mission, and loyalty to your country.

Such power in so so tiny hands.

thanks for the sream

Stream start 2:30

Weebs ruin everything they see

I liked the part where she struck the right balance of corrupt and incompetent, like a good government employee.

Dang Pomu makes a good border agent

A like for Pomu.

Dark souls onion knight be like 43:14

I thought this game might drive Pomu crazy at some point since there's so many things to keep track of, but she did pretty well and adapted to each day just fine. Also, the storytelling really makes this game feel right up Pomu's alley
Thanks for the fun and chill stream! Rest well

pomu is an F WORD!!!!!!!!NOOO!!!

Get yourself a desk job with this level of authority over the common rabble.
But maybe skip on all the dangerous folks, conspiratorial plots, and micromanagement under threats of imprisonment.
Anyways, 👮DETAINED👮

Wow Pomu, you really found your ideal job
Between checking bad people, and letting some family members die, time passed very quickly today
Glad you had fun! Lets see what ending you get next time you play it!

I started watching Pomu alot recently since I binged watched her Metal gear rising VODS. I'm really enjoying myself with her streams.

First run through with the only game over being "curiosity" is pretty impressive! You got into the paper zone real quick and avoided a lot of story landmines!
Uncle paid the ultimate price, but thanks to him Son could have his crayons and MIL could live.
Is he the lucky one though? Arstotzka's brothel shut down, bombs and poisons… Journalists. He's honestly better off.

Thank you for streaming this crazy story of misfits and drama! Keep your papers in order, don't sass the fairy and always focus on the mission!

Thank you for the stream Pomu!!! It was hard to believe this was your first time playing! You really were a natural at this!
You even disarmed a bomb lol Glad to see that you had so much fun today! Looking forward to the continuation!
Glory to Pomstotzka!

Thank you for the stream! GLORY TO POMSTOTZKA! (Bloblia is my second favorite)

Timestamps from Pomucord!

02:27 Pomu appears, clears throat, says "next"

03:28 Your name here…it says first name "Pomu" last name "Dachi", but here on the visa your first name is "Pomie"

04:14 Welcome to Papers Please!

05:40 Pomu thinks she's able to overcome this game even though it involves reading

06:31 Pomu turns off nudity (1984)

07:14 Pomu turns nudity back on after learning Selen played with it on

08:09 Pomu couldn't remember the name of the country in this game so she just kept calling it Groznyj Grad

08:39 Pomu gets upset with Pomusuke being ornery despite trying to make him go out

09:32 Distantmu lets Pomusuke out

10:01 Pomu watched the short film of the game

13:30 Day 1

17:19 Pomu denies someone for calling her inspection booth small

18:49 Is this my brother or my wife's brother?

19:37 Story of how child Pomu adapted without heat

20:13 Day 2

21:20 Pomu's giant head is blocking a gameplay element

24:42 (questions an expired passport) I'm not letting you in you scary bitch

26:23 Pomu's first citation (for turning someone away out of spite)

27:32 Paradizna deez nuts

28:24 A terrorist attacks the border, Pomu screams and hyperventilates

29:13 Everyone's cold…. just get over it (continues without food or heat)

29:34 Day 3

29:54 I think we'll be fine for now. Unless my family dies

32:28 Pomu gets another card for the strip club "I knew you were trouble…I'll just put it over here…"

33:02 The RBF is real with this one sheesh

34:47 That's a piss poor mistake dude, go fix it!

34:56 Oh. Twintails.

35:27 "The years have been cruel" I mean true, though

35:56 First meeting with Jorji

35:57 You're uglier now, we don't let ugly people in.

37:13 Medicine for my son? Who needs a son?

37:46 My wife is cold and hungry, you know what that means

39:49 Day 4

41:13 Documents must have a seal… [makes seal noises]

45:41 Pomu decides to visually inspect the fingerprints with her eyes instead of using the button

46:58 Pomu denies a mother wanting to see her son "Maybe if you were so excited about seeing your son you wouldn't have let your VISA EXPIRE"

48:25 Jorji is back

49:51 Whoopsie poopsie!

51:17 Pomu's not a track star

51:30 Day 5

52:55 He's not suspicious we don't need to detain him…OR MAYBE WE DO

54:25 Pomu recognizes the murderer from his neck

55:04 Pomu grabs his neck

56:36 Uki and Shu flirting in Pomu's chat "Why are you guys flirting in my f*cking chat?"

59:41 Pomu recognizes an event from the short she watched

1:02:08 Pomu lets the wife through and gets a shiny coin

1:03:02 Day 6

1:04:32 Looking at the first worker permit "I have to do MATH? No…"

1:07:54 Jorji returns, this time with an actual passport

1:10:25 Yeah! We got his ass! I still wanna go though (shakes the Pink Vice flyer)

1:12:45 Terrorist gets through (scripted)

1:14:05 Day 7

1:15:23 Pomu gets a donation from Sakayama-sensei (A Comiket artist she ordered from who drew the Salome doujin)

1:17:37 Booba alert

1:21:11 PP alert

1:21:46 I didn't expect to see men, I thought I would only see women, idk why

1:23:35 Pomu discovers contraband

1:24:04 bark bark

1:24:38 Boss tan

1:25:49 "This one's for you, Uki. Like what you see?" Shows off man ass in x-ray

1:28:19 Day 8, "you can turn off the nudity" Now why would I do that?

1:30:05 [to the inspector] Hello sir. How are you today. You are from asshole

1:32:04 Pomu gets another citation, also Jorji is back

1:33:53 First Ezic encounter

1:37:47 Pomu lets her uncle die so she can buy a booth upgrade

1:38:37 Pomu lets her mother-in-law die too

1:40:18 Day 9

1:40:57 Pomu can't read either? There's a lot to fucking read!

1:43:38 Pomu denies someone who was cleared "That's bullshit! His purpose was different from what he said!"

1:44:57 Being followed by an impostor… [hums amogus theme]

1:46:44 Pomu has to check a person's weight "You guys are fat shaming"

1:47:34 Pomu gives the spy the false documents

1:49:47 Uki, if you haven't played this yet, you get to see a lot of…

1:50:13 Pomu's uncle is dead

1:52:12 Day 10

1:52:32 "Pomu is ALWAYS on her best behavior!" Gets visited by her supervisor

1:53:02 Pomu gets a reward for "Sufficience"

1:53:36 I'm sufficient, you guys! 😀

1:59:41 Another Ezic encounter

2:02:39 Pomu flips Helen's nudes

2:03:37 Pomu is angry that her family is still sick and that she has to take care of them

2:04:51 Day 11

2:08:15 Jorji is back again

2:09:55 [Jorji walking away] There heeeee goes~

2:11:24 Guard gives Pomu money, but shortchanges her. Pomu raspberries at him

2:12:03 Detain song

2:12:42 Pomu turns away an Ezic member

2:14:49 Ezic agent is back, Pomu apologizes. Also gets $1000 from Ezic as a gift

2:15:45

2:16:44 Pommers takes the money

2:16:55 Day 12

2:26:40 Another terrorist makes it in

2:28:27 Day 13

2:31:15 Description: BALDING

2:33:41 Everybody it's our favorite game: detain!

2:35:18 Sports star tries to get through, but Pomu has none of it

2:40:17 Pomu's wealth gets reported and seized "MY MONEY! WHO SNITCHED! Okay son, go over there and infect them!"

2:42:51 Day 14 Humming "We are Number One"

2:48:02 'That takes so long, I wish people would stop coming to work here" Next person also wants to work "NOOOO!"

2:49:50 There's no whoopsie poopsies in the law!

2:50:23 Hold on a second, I'm going to need to see your peen (strip search)

2:51:32 Pomu's Mother-In-Law is SOMEHOW still alive "Why is my son still sick?! I feel like he should just die at this point"

Thanks for the stream Pomu!! You did such a great job today! I swear my eyes and brain were moving at half the speed of yours because youd clear someone before I was half done checking myself lol Excited to watch you finish this next time! GLORY TO POMSTOTSKA!!

Literally got on stream seconds before it ended. God my YouTube notification system sucks.

Pomu being broke for 4 hours straight simulator