I don’t know oceanology, crab-ology, oceanography, or whatever study it is, but the Crabs are missing
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This sounds like the start to a Phineas and Ferb episode
I wonder if a fissure opened at the bottom of the ocean and just you know sucked the crabs into Oblivion
correction: snow crabs. not king crabs.
though to be fair, i kind of wondered if something went down with the king crabs as well. been really hard to find. i mean they were Common to begin with but eyah, lately it's been a lot worse.
The book about action park is freaking hilarious
As a new Jerseyan , I could say this is probably South or central Jersey
Last one took me a minute
Bros from the math problem
Mr. White we need 11 billion crabs
You people ate them and now they’re gone. Are y’all really surprised?
It actually wasn’t one billion. It was eleven. Eleven billion crabs, gone.
That Russian sub stole our crabs!
Fuck not the crabs us in Maryland are going to die
What?! How do you lose that many crabs? (Remembers how much warming water is in the oceans). We boiled ‘em. ⚜️
"11 BILLION CRABS?!"
-Swaggersouls
Crabs are tired of being eaten for ghetto hotcheeto girls tax refunds
HOLY SHIT BLARG WAS RIGHT
Thing is, it's a little bit more than a billion. The snow crab population dropped from over 11 Billion in 2018 to just over 1 billion in 2022
Could the crab problem be due to overfishing and was not managed well!?
Blame the Chinese. Disregard for everyone else to hunt species out of existence
Not just 1 billion… 11 billion. 11 billion crabs went missing.
I watched blargs most recent cs video and they literally talked about this for half an hour of content
The crabs went back to the mothership 😂😂
Good, good, all is going according to plan.
11 billion. Missing crabs that is.
The crab thing is likely either climate change or illegal fishing or some other illegal or legal dumping killing ocean life.
Action park is actually open it just has a new name and is much safer
Hahaha 😂
Any possibility it has to do with the Bloop
Reginald is getting revenge
The crabs were taken by scrupulous Chinese they are bad about fishing in foreign waters and not to many were paying attention to arctic waters