The FBI Knows When You Lie…

Also if someone scratches the back of their neck they probably don't care

literally teaching liars how to be more stealthy

This is such an ableist way to approach finding a liar

Or I could be gimp that literally hurts all the time.

what if that's your normal position

you could just pretend to get them on a murder charge and they will confess everything

just plead the 5th

How to commit a federal crime and get away with it

I cross my legs just because and I don't ever point my feet in a certain way

My anxiety: 👀💧

you committed tax fraud didnt you

Remember guys, there is not scientific proof that body language actually has a meaning. This is just bullshit

I do like half of those things even if I'm not lying.

so good luck trying to tell the difference :}

Studies show that lie detectors aren’t accurate.

Me an extremely anxious individual who is innocent. I guess I committed the murder

I am completely unreadable to the FBI, my superpower is an anxiety disorder and autism, can't catch me out if I am constantly displaying that I'm uncomfortable and anxious

So many of these tips are hinged on the idea anxiety or nervousness are signs of lying. Like innocent people can't be nervous the person testing them thinks they're lying and won't believe them

Seems like most gestures mean you’re lying lol
Nothing like half truths to throw people off

You are aware that criminals study body language, too. Right?

The all time best way to deal with liars in your life;

You pay attention to the things they say, you're looking for any lie, anything, big or small. This won't take long lol they're liars. It's what they do.

Do not say a word. Do not indicate in any way that you clocked the lie. This is your ace. Guard it.

At some appropriate point, drop the line, "You know, just because I don't call someone out on a lie, doesn't mean I don't know they're lying. I always know."

Normally the first time, they don't say anything, they get nervous. Say that with confidence like a warning. As many times as you need to as a reminder.

Eventually, they'll call you on it. "Bullshit, you can't tell when someone is lying!"

Here's where you pull the ace, "Like I didn't know you were lying when you said [whatever lie you clocked before]??? I told you. Me not saying anything doesn't mean I don't know!"

And they'll be nervous about lying to you from that point on. If you even suspect a lie, just raise your eyebrow, and don't say anything. Inside, they'll be like, "Oh shit. They know! How do they know?!??"

And their behaviour will tell you they're lying, because they're more careful and change their manner of speaking, nervous you just might actually know.

It's the best method I've developed but you obviously need to have this person in your life for it to work. Unfortunately for me, I've had quite a few, and developed this tactic to protect myself. It works.

Well. That's where I've gotcha. I have A.D.D which makes me anxious for no reason.

Bro what does the direction of your feet have to do with lying 💀