Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide.
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How many lives will YOU save by masking up today?
I don't feel safe while masturbating unless I'm wearing a mask.
👉 Cue the Tina Turner 💃 song for Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
A real hero wears his mask while on Zoom calls. Even when the camera is off. Even… when the mic is off.
This is for all the Sheeptards out there LOL
Haha classic! The Babylon bee is the best
I hate when that happens.
Saw a human skiing with a mask on this week, and that person probably saved billions of lives also — 0'Bama akbar!
Thank you scientists for mandating ppl to use mask forever and for pushing those excellent vaccines that cant be correlated with all those sudden deaths and heart attacks
You like being lied too?
When people would ask me why I'm not wearing a mask I would tell them, I only wear a mask if it's Halloween or if I'm doing brain surgery. It ain't Halloween do you need brain surgery?
California moment
That shirt that says no humans are illegal are they referring to illegal immigrants because we label criminals for their various crimes murderer, rapist, thief and so I'm wondering if it's an actual slogan not to say I don't understand some people get wrongfully put into the category of illegal immigrant simply because it applies to any person that is illegally in the country such as an immigrant who came in legally and got cheated on a work visa system despite doing everything right
Wearing a mask while alone in a vehicle, is like wearing a condom while masturbating….. What's the purpose??!!!!
what a hero.
I too saved billions of lives by masking while im asleep alone on my bed.
i see these mentally damaged people everyday in Austin, covid and the propaganda media are just too overwhelming for their little sheep brains to overcome.
During this pandemic I have personally saved 9.7 billion lives because when I'm alone in my car I wrap my security blanket around my head on top of my mask, just to ensure that it can't fall off.
Seriously folks horse paste works. A little bit the size of a p three times a day. Absolutely will clear your lungs and sinuses and intestinal parasites. 80% of America is infested with intestinal parasites we didn't know and they would never tell us that was killing us from the inside.
Such virtue. Such foresight. Such bullshit.
Some of these hero drivers are also zoom heros!
I've met a different version of that woman in the bar and they're bitter old women. They hate men because no man ever wanted to give them a baby. And they don't like lesbians because lesbians didn't have babies. They live vicariously off of everyone else's grandchildren knowing they will be alone in their final days. They didn't have a choice. They can't help it if they were born ugly
Mwahaha I Villainous Valter unrepentantly have destroyed 3.8 billon lives for each one Carlos has saved, by eating without a mask on. I care not if endanger the world just to dine more easily. And there is nothing anybody can do to stop me, ahahaha!
That’s like wearing condom while sleeping by yourself 😅
🤣🤣I have seen people walking down the street by themselves and wearing a mask.
Why do you care what a man does alone in his private property? Personal choice means personal freedom, we don't need to all follow your commands.
So much compassion you selfless soldier. o7 I salute you.
It would have been perfect at the end with the list he added. "Except when I eat because Charlie 19 knows when not to attack. That is while eating because that would be unreasonably rude and unscientific."
I asked myself what does PPM mean? I thought…Pedros Per Million? Then I saw "parts per million" and said…tu-ma-seffs…My mask (and billion(s) more) where made for a micron rating well below the standard of what "Perdos" CAN get in (like a fence with several large holes in it). It seems…Pedro is so small, that the holes in the fence (mask) can't actually protect Pedro from getting in. I said "what is this tom-foolery?". Then came the Masia, messia, mesia…Gust go with it…Trust the science!!! (Scientists). Then I remembered back to my military days, when I had an approved mask for chemicles we used and they said "no more" and changed everything. MEK no longer to be used!, masks didn't work, you will be fine now 🙂 But wait…we where told by "scientists", you are good to go 🙂 Then why stop it? OOOPSY. Note: the BS masks for the vir*s now…are the same. It still gets through (small vir*s micron gets through large micron masks).
Should've worn a cheap cloth mask that's been reused a few hundred times without being washed for that extra bit of accuracy and realism.
I legit saw a dude like this in a convertible with the top down….these people are idiots….it’s just postering